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Well this is the page where I post things that make me laugh.  Also, if you would like to humiliate anyone or anything well heres' your chance, just send me an email. 
 
First up, is a series of emails about penis enlargement that I only received today in my Inbox.  Hellloooo!  I don't even possess a penis.  Wish I did though.  They're pretty cool accessories.
 
ANYWAY
 
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And I swear to GOD I didn't make any of them up!!!

I got this forward from a certain very best friend of mine and we had a bit of a titter (Daniel-word...I tell you what, for someone whos' supposed to be gay we talk alot about my chest) about it.
 
Following the HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME caption...
Every night
When the world is dreaming
I close my eyes
And think of you
If my wish upon
The brightest star
Could magically come true
The dawn would bring me
Closer to you
Theres nowhere
That Id rather be,
Than with you
Your lips against mine,
Your arms surrounding me
Theres a special place
In my heart
Where your light
Always burns bright
And though today
Were far apart
Youll warm,
My dreams tonight
 
In actual fact I thought this was kinda sweet.  But not after you meet, make idle chitchat for ten minutes and spend the night together.  Thats quite scary.
 
Thus, it scores a public viewing on my slice of cyberheaven.
(And I would also like to point out that if anyone wants to write nice poems about me go right ahead...or write a song...or COMPOSE something ANT THIS MEANS YOU)
 

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